Squishable Mini Wolf Spider 7"

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax Mr. Squatch into civilization!

You know what I do when I see a demonic entity sworn to the services of a possibly metaphorical underworld? I go up to that servant of darkness and say, "you're not decaf, are you?

One of the most elusive cryptids, the Fresno Nightcrawler has only *allegedly* been seen TWICE!

If only there were a word that somehow evoked warm hot chocolate in front of a warm fireplaces, and crisp chilly air, and thick cable-knit sweaters and scarves, and romantic winter sleigh rides.