Squishable Mini Fluffy Dachshund 7"

This Mini Anglerfish is your light in the darkness!

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax Mr. Squatch into civilization!

You know what I do when I see a demonic entity sworn to the services of a possibly metaphorical underworld? I go up to that servant of darkness and say, "you're not decaf, are you?

They glow. They flutter. They're pink.

Some creatures get a regrettable reputation through no fault of their own.