Squishable Wizard 15"

The Squishable Wizard is here to make dreams come true! No wait, that's shooting stars. Okay, they're here to grant three wishes! Nope, hold up, that's genies. Um. They're here to raise someone from the dead? NO! That's a necromancer. I'm sorry, Squishable Wizard, but what is it that you do exactly? I'm in real estate, myself. Great party isn't this!