SquishablesSquishable Hamburger 15"

Oh Hamburger, what is it about you that makes me want to ask, "I can has?" Is it the beef itself, savory and juicy? Or the condiments like a rainbow of squishy flavor? Or the gooey cheese hugging the patty like an old friend (and does that technically make it a cheeseburger?) "Yes I can has" indeed!

There are cow burgers and soy burgers and ramen burgers and rice burgers, and burgers that are made from mushrooms...why not a burger made of fur! Hold your Hamburger close and let it know you has it!15 squishy inches of eternal cat-meme fodder, all new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only! s